10 things you should never say to a photographer

1. Your camera takes wonderful shots.
2. Why can't you simply do that in Photoshop?
3. It would be nice if you could go to my marriage... you could take your camera with you.
4. How come the background is so blurry?
5. Can you edit in black & white and keep our eyes coloured?
6. Jesus! You charge all that much?
7. My god! Your work must be so easy! All you have to do is press a button!
8. How much will you charge, if I edit the photos myself? I know a good program called Picnik.
9. Can you remove the watermark from the photos?
10. I am a photographer, too! I use Instagram!